Hey there, I’m from the land of Yorkshire and I gotta say, I don’t like nothing! And you know what else? Salad is not my thing, man. But let’s not get bogged down with veggies, let’s talk about my true passion – music and poetry!

I’m a massive fan of Liam Gallagher, I mean, who isn’t, right? His music just speaks to me. Once is the tune that really gets me going. And when words fail me, I turn to poetry. Yeah, you heard that right, I’m a poet! I write poems to express myself verbally, and boy does it feel good.

If you’re looking for a good read, I highly recommend my War poem. It’s a masterpiece, if I do say so myself. And then there’s my ode to the feline race – the cat poem. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, it’s got everything.

My biggest inspiration is none other than John Cooper Clark. That guy is a genius, and his ‘Monster from Space’ is one of my all-time favorites. It’s so good, even the Arctic Monkeys did a cover of one of his tracks!

Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to learn a bit about me. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be quoting my poetry and singing along to Liam Gallagher with me.